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WILL RODGER'S Some good down home logic.
            Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known.  Enjoy the following:

            1.  Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

            2.  Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

            3.  There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.

            4.  Never miss a good chance to shut up.

            5.  Always drink upstream from the herd.

            6.  If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

            7.  The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.

            8.  There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading.  The few who learn by observation.  The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.

            9.  Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

            10.  If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

            11.  Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.

            12.  After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.  He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.  The moral:
            When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.


            ABOUT GROWING OLDER...

            First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

            Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

            Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers.  Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way.  I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

            Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

            Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

            Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

            Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

            Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

            Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

            Tenth ~ Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft.  Today it's called golf.

            And finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.

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The Humor Of Steven Wright

If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the famous scientist (?) who once said: "I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen -- and replaced by exact duplicates." His mind sees things differently than we do, to our amazement and amusement. Here are some of his gems:

· I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

· Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

· Half the people you know are below average.

· 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

· 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

· A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

· A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

· If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

· All those who believe in psycho-kinesis, raise my hand.

· The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

· I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

· OK, so what's the speed of dark?

· How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

· If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

· Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

· When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

· Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

· Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

· I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.

· If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

· Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

· What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

· My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

· Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

· If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

· A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

· Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

· The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

· To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

· The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

· The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

· The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to sit on it.

· Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!

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